Are You Nuts?!

Bill and Hillary are a married couple out for dinner at a restaurant. When Bill has a problem with his meal, Hillary objects to what he does.

Bill: Waiter.

Waiter: Yes, sir. Is everything alright with your meal?

Bill: Well, actually, my chicken is a little undercooked. Could you ask the chef to cook it a little more, please?

Waiter: Of course, sir. I'm terribly sorry. Right away.

(Waiter leaves with Jack's meal)

Hillary: Are you nuts?!

Bill: What?!

Hillary: You know what they do when you do that, right?

Bill: What are you talking about?

Hillary: They spit in your food...or worse, you know?

Bill: That's ridiculous. I asked him politely. It's not like I said, "This food is terrible," or something like that.

Hillary: That's not the point. You just don't send food back at a restaurant.

Bill: We'll see.

Hillary: Yeah, we'll see alright. Don't say I didn't warn you when your food comes back with extra ingredients compliments of the house.

Bill: Whatever.